im gonna go to bed at ten tonight

— someone who did not go to bed at ten and never will (via letsmakeloaf)

unfollowfriday:

when you and your buddy are low on potassium

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chickenclubsandwich:

truly a role model 

hex-girlfriend:

i’m still pissed off about growing up

julyfourth2014:

"how would you like your tea sir?"

*american voice* tax free

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cynical-bee:

thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed

misbeliefs:

misbeliefs:

do she got a booty

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