My name is Holly, Taken, Sagittarius. Hit me up y'all

ceruleanlunacy:

kristophen:

girls with eyes :)

girls with no eyes )

superlockedinthephandom:

the-vashta-nerada:

thatcrazylittlelord:

the-vashta-nerada:

nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing

I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?

yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate

i like you

rhydonmyhardon:

*dude puts his mouth around his bros dick* bro, im not actually gay unless i suck it. i never sucked it. its a metaphor, see: you put the dick right between your teeth, but you dont blow it. a metaphor bro

mamalovebone:

"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"
stellavee:

STOP, YOU’RE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART
kristoffbjorgman:

kristoffbjorgman:

bjorg-man:

An Undeniable Love ♡

♪ accid-elsa-ly in love ♫

i’ve lost 18 followers so far because of this
lolfactory:

Would not want to be this pet owner.- funny pics tumblr

jesuschristvevo:

tits-clits-and-tayl0rswift:

jesuschristvevo:

are u printed on a popsicle stick? bc ur a joke

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can’t handle these.

your url is making me nervous

meeswa:

meeswa:

okay but just hold up for a second and look at this picture

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[how could this happen to me]